Hey Jimmy u are cheap hack!! Your writers still have aboner for Trump and you haven’t been funny for a long time

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peepsi lmao

What's up with Epstein's flight?

Fun fact, Bethlehem drops a peep on NYE at midnight. Because why tf not. My hometown's a strange place.

Sarah Palin having Covid-19 is clearly cruel & unusual punishment...for the corona virus

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Palin still alive?! Now that's a joke. Dumb+superspreader should give fate an opening there...

Do not take the corona vaccine. Warn others. Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!

this is supposed to be funny?

Hmmm.. oh it’s an April fools... :). Got it! ISsofts deletes More dislike than likes for this show.

What a horrible man. Maliciously mocks those who don't believe the severity of Covid. Maliciously mocks everyone who disagrees with him. Then he mocks them when they take ill with a deadly disease and concede. This is not progressive. You are not superior. Repent, for the Kingdom of God is at hand. Maybe you or a loved one needs to get ill to teach you that mercy triumphs over judgement. Wake up people. The rich oppress the poor. Left, right, up down. The rich oppress the poor. This saith the Lord God Almighty. Matthew 5:43-46 (ESV) "You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? Heavenly Father please have mercy on Mr. Kimmel and grant him a heart or repentance and fill him with Your love and joy and peace and teach him to love the ones he hates the most, graciously please. And always not my will but Thing be done for Yours is all the power worship honor and glory.

Jimmy just said First day of may, April fools day lol

Guillermo taking style tips from Bad Bunny wearing those Crocs

🤣😂😋🤣

Something seems off about Jimmy idk how to explain it there’s just something about him that doesn’t seem right something he’s trying to prove or input on others idk he just seems off

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One day soon Guillermo will erupt and it will be beautiful.

Sarah ? Hahahaha .. she can see Russia from her back door and the front yard from her front door

Jimmy Kibbles promised his son a new heart....hilarious.

We're they the GOPs balls?🙃

Does Sarah even still live in AK? I thought she moved to Arizona. Is she even a Palin anymore?

Guillermo is my favourite part of every show.

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0:08 did he just say it was the first day of may?

wow jim! you are on top of things. grade A reporting! why don't you talk about these things. first formal conference: “I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate,” he said. “So the best way to get something done, if you ... if you hold near and dear to you that you uh um like to be able to um ..” he mumbled. "oh “Anyway,” Filibuster reform and bipartisanship “With regard to the filibuster, I believe we should go back to a position with the filibuster that existed when I came to the United States Senate 120 years ago that used to be required for the filibuster,” Biden had responded to a reporter’s question about the US migrant surge with a four-minute response before seemingly changing his mind about his answer. “And the other thing we’re doing, I might add,” he said, before cutting himself off. “Am I giving you too long of an answer? Because if you don’t want the detail …” “I don’t know how much detail you want about immigration,” “Maybe I’ll stop there.” Biden Said: “I’ve not been able to unite the Congress but I’ve been able to unite the country, based on the polling data,”

Get rid of Guillermo. He has no sense of humour, no timing, no delivery. Use him as a prop or send him out to guard the parking lot, but don't let him talk anymore.

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Jimmy and Guillermo are so funny. Jimmy is a stand up guy, holds no punches

Guillermo is a national treasure .

I thought I was hearing things. But he did in fact say "today is may 1st, April fools day". Jimmy, this is the second time I've spotted this time dilation in your vernacular. Are you a time traveler?

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Russians using MP5? Impossible. That must be Armenian resistance in Nagornij Karabach

wow, company sponsorships are starting to become real difficult to spot.

i cant believe americans still vote for reps! It is crazy... Reps are insane. wtf is going on in the US

May 1 is April 1?

The sour watermelon Peeps are actually really good! 🐥 🍉

How is Jimmy's bullying coercive relationship with Guiermo OK?

Ever notice how bias the various channels and the MSM is? Including fox.

Did anyone else catch that he said, 'Today is the first day of May, it's April fools day'?

I am actually curios i want to see the original video of the last censorship.

Drop the SIDEKICK, it's EMBARRASSING, and stupid anyway.

Dentists everywhere are celebrating.

Hi Jimmy I'm a huge fan

I legit come here for Guillermo now

april fish is still going on in french speaking countries. Like most things in white america, it comes frome europe, cause you guys used to be european settlers, remember ? ;)

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How long before a kid drinks the peeps hand sanitizer? Do they have a whole team of idiots?

Jimmy gonna cry for your scumbag son again on tv?

So I have one question: Guermo’s talent is what exactly?

Kimmel again Trump ,will you give it a rest just do one show without needing Trump to do your show ,it is really boring now , who ever got you kimmel , Colbert ,Cordon . Meyers and Fallen on the tv is an idiot, because you are not at all funny. The best thing we could have for Easter is you and the other 4 morons of the tv.

So, where's the outrage for the anti-Asian racism? BLM more than Asian lives?

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iceiceisaac

18 dögum síðan

Lmfao

Jimmy you are left wing ridicules. Do you has gonorrhea or you pass to you wife, no accused other people without probe. , because reflect yourself. Sorry that is fact

For the sake of concern calm down on the wierd jokes with your co-host

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what all nasty stuff was that British guy up to to get gonorrhea on one continent and then spread it far and wide on another continent so much so that it's forcing scientists to develop a vaccine?

Jimmy no brain , never can be doctor. Ha ha equal. Fauci no brain. Most of left wing no. Brain. Just see fauci and jimmy no brain. Ha ha. Ja. Los demo crats no tiene cerebro. Fauci say use 200 mask. Covid 19 in air. Ha ha. Left wing no brain and. Hypocrats

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April first was new year's day in the old days. Celebrating NYD on 4/1 made you an april fool. Ask pope Gregori

You said the first day of May

Am I the only one who gets uncomfortable whenever Jimmy talks down to Guillermo. I could be missing the joke but I don't think I have once laughed at their exchanges. Not trying to cause trouble for Jimmy or the show but it feels weird every time.

I was wondering why the crowd was laughing so much. They work for Jimmy. Some of them pushing out a laugh. 😂

Yes but Palin is still better than the republicans that got it and still continued to not recommend masks - like the orange idiot who WAS in the WH.

When was this guy ever funny?

Share your weed with the weed bunnies..................

Thats a german gun, not a russian one...

First day of May? Jimmy, you've lost it!

Fred John

17 dögum síðan

Hello Beverly

The trump nuts look more like his chin...he has no balls, we all know that...

Guillermo wearing those peeps crocs is the most adorable thing I've seen in a long while!!! 😍🤗🤗😄😄😄 also, the interview at the stadium had mee laughing sooo freakin much hahaha🤣🗣📣📣🤣

At a store I worked at, we got auto-shipped 5 cases of Peeps. After the post Easter markdowns, we threw away 4 cases and even the dumpster divers didn't take them.

In Ireland we have something similor for April fool. We call it "April F***s" and instead of the fish we kick them in the nuts.

At least Jimmy doesn't take a holiday every other week like Colbert and Seth Myers,... *: )*

Hey Jimbo...do a segment on the HILARIOUS Hunter Biden interview concerning his laptop! Now, that’s comedy! Of course you won’t. You are a Hollywood pundit.

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Lord forgive me but I do NOT feel bad for Palin. As you sow, so you reap.

There are those people who have to be mauled by a bear or those who have to pee on the electric fence to 'get' it.

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Jimmy jam ... not funny at all

jjj1951

19 dögum síðan

Yet here you are

Thank you for lightening everyone''s mood!! You are doing beautifully.

Fred John

17 dögum síðan

Hello Eleanore

Have a look at the people coming to Australia in the last few years. That same small percentage that has screwed America. We now got and have to support the lazy fkrs

Peepsi, lol

More "unity" from a Democrat. Taking pleasure in another's misfortune.

Imaginary Person

19 dögum síðan

@jjj1951 Would you like me to bend at the knees or elbows?

jjj1951

19 dögum síðan

Oh get bent

You guys reupload this from last year or can he just not decide what month were in?

Did anyone notice the little statue in the Dodgers uniform had a B on his cap? Just how old is that thing?

Jimmy's writers are getting better.

"Gearmo" should have his own show, called; simpleton Gearmo.

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🤣🤣🤣 no one got the gonorrhoea joke... I was laughing my butt off...

My Brother loves peeps, eats them year round. He is a Judge, lol.

Good for her, that witch from Alaska now she's sorry, she can wear all the masks in the world but it won't change a thing. She's still stupid as ever.

I hope Guillermo writes his own material because I think of Ira Hayes every time I see how he is made a buffoon as a foil to Jimmy

Fred John

17 dögum síðan

Hello Jenny

Jimmy for president and giermo for vice president

Jimmy, I love the way you will tell a joke and expect the audience to be smart enough to catch it without you waggling your eyebrows and giving them a second or two to catch their breaths. You're the only contemporary comedian I know of who treats their audience with that much respect.

Fred John

17 dögum síðan

@Holly Klimowicz How are you doing today, I hope you are having a beautiful day?

Holly Klimowicz

17 dögum síðan

@Fred John hello fred

Fred John

17 dögum síðan

Hello Holly

I'm so sad Peeps White Claw doesn't exist. It would be fun to order in cowboy bars and just soak in all that silent rage. I love getting judged by LARPers.